3/26/11

STEP FOUR: under the warm blanket 步驟四:晨間小插曲

早上,塢在溫暖的被窩裡。。。
1)想像他就在你旁邊,可以感覺到他的溫暖
2)感覺他是最完美的愛人,想著他的美好特質,看到他的臉
3)在心中溫柔的告訴他“請你來,我需要你,跟我在一起,永遠“

他  閃著眼睛,笑著,答應。 
妳  張開眼睛,起床,開展妳的一天 
morning, in the warm cave that is your blanket,
1)imagine HE is beside you, you feel the warmth from his body
2)feel his perfection, think of all the good qualities that you want to see him have, how his face looks
3)gently tell HIM in your heart, "please come to me, i need you, be with me...forever"

HE, with sparkle in eyes, with a smile, says YES
YOU, open your eyes, come out of the bed, and start your day

3/23/11

STEP THREE: Eyes Wide Open 步驟三:雪亮的眼睛

現在留意四處的人
找到孤單的人
沒有想要跟他聊天的人
可能是個老人,可能是個小孩,可能是隻小狗
去陪他,讓他感到妳在乎他,妳給他妳的愛,誠懇的看著他的眼

因為妳想要有個 他 也是因為妳想有人陪妳吃噸飯,聽聽妳今天發生的趣事

現在留意朋友間
找到有糾紛的人
在跟她的男朋友吵架的人
先放下誰對誰錯,妳當他們的和事佬
看到妳自己把感情分裂的兩個人撮合在一起

因為看到自己幫助人和諧相處
妳篤定這是為妳將來的關係甜蜜無縫

現在留意別人的男朋友
不要打他們的念頭
不要做出,說出朋友在場的話不敢做出的,說出的

因為妳知道妳不要唱一首被背叛的歌

用妳雪亮的眼睛找出幫助 他 快快來到妳身邊的人們

now pay attention to people around you
find people who are lonely
maybe a small child needing a playmate
maybe an old person who has nobody
maybe someone no one wants to talk to
maybe a lost puppy
go to them, and give them your love
because you want HIM so you can have someone to talk about funny things that happen in your day over a nice meal

now pay attention to your friends
find the ones who have small scuffles with one another
ones fighting with their boyfriend
forget about who's right or wrong
be their peace-maker
see yourself help two people make amends
and know this will help you and HIM be sweet to no ends

Now mind other people's boyfriends
don't scheme on them
watch out not to do things you wouldn't say, wouldn't do if they are there
because you don't want to sing a song of betrayal

so keep your eyes wide open
for those who will bring HIM to you fast!

3/21/11

STEP2:Sing Your Song 步驟二:唱妳的歌

"回音效應"

把這四個字牢記

只要妳記住這個,妳就知道如何製造 他

想像妳爬上一座美麗的山,望著對面的山丘,
妳高歌一句"我愛你~愛著你,就像老鼠愛大米~~"

過一段時間,妳聽到
"我愛妳愛妳愛妳愛妳愛妳~~~愛著妳愛著妳愛著妳愛著妳妳妳妳妳妳妳妳妳妳妳"

妳以為對面有人跟妳對唱,因為音調有點不一樣,聲音聽起來也不一樣

可是突然妳發現,喔!沒有人在對面,妳聽到得是自己的回音

回音效應

這整個世界就是  回音
現在在妳身邊所有愛著妳的人 是因為之前妳給別人愛
可能妳給一個愛吃糖的小孩糖果,滿足了他的甜牙
可能妳拍拍了汪汪眼睛望著妳的小狗的頭

妳決定著妳要聽到的歌
悲傷的台語歌、王心凌的泡泡糖戀愛歌、劉德華的分手歌
因此決定了妳的世界

所以第二步驟,看著妳列出的清單  妳想要聽到的歌
妳想要遇見的 他
由妳先唱出這首歌
妳 也要先這樣

E-C-H-O, remember these 4 letters
if you keep this word on your mind, then you have the secret to make HIM

imagine you go hiking on a beautiful mountain. You get to the top. Looking at the blue hills across the way, you sing your favorite song
"i love you, deeply in love with you, like the mouse loves the corn" (this is the Macarena of love song in the Chinese world a few years back)
and you hear from across the way
"i love you love you love you love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, deeplydeeplydeeply in love with youuuuuuuuuuuuu"

you think, o, someone is singing to me~because the pitch is alittle different, and the sound is alittle different

but then,
you realize, o, no one is on the other side, you are hearing your own voice bouncing back to your own ears.

the echo effect

the whole world around you works this way.
now, you have people around you who loves you because you gave love to other people in some way
maybe a little kid with sweet tooth, you gave him a little piece of candy
maybe a puppy looking at you with googly eyes, you scratched his head a little

you pick the song you want to hear
sad country songs about betrayal; bubble gum teenage ya-ya love song, or Mandarin love ballads
and so you make your world.

so, step two, look at your list, the song you want to hear
the HIM you want to see
first, you sing this song
you  sing it first


3/12/11

STEP ONE~PLACE YOUR ORDER 步驟一:下訂單


What do you want?
list them all, don't hold back,imagine the perfect HIM
some people list up to 70 qualities!
think about HIS looks, HIS personality, most importantly,
HIS heart,
what do you want?
what do you like?
be very clear

someone i talked to lately, so disappointed with dating, that she said, "whatever, anyone will be good"

At boyfriend factory, we don't settle for that.
we know exactly what we want because we know how to make it happen...with a little wisdom.

so first, place your order.

第一步驟 : 妳要什麼?
全都列出來,認真的寫下所有妳想要他有的特質
有些人甚至列出七十多項!
從外表,到性格,最重要,到他的內心,列出對妳來說最完美的他
妳想要什麼?妳喜歡什麼?
非常清楚自己要什麼

最近跟一個在情場已經絕望的人談到這,她說誰都好,只要可以互相陪伴。
男朋友工廠是不允許這樣的沮喪的!
因為我們知道如何讓他成真,只要懂一點點小智慧。

所以首先,下妳的訂單。

3/9/11

Boyfriends: don't find them, make them 男朋友,不用找,自己做一個

stop doing things that don't work
why put up with boyfriends you don't like
learn to make the perfect one, and order him to come to you~NOW!

停止做沒有用的事
為什麼勉強委屈自己跟不喜歡的人在一起?
學著如何製造一個完美的,然後命令他~現在就給我過來!!